Slang term for tonsilloliths, or tonsil stones. Tonsil turds are irregularly shaped, whitish/yellow, foul-smelling globs of mucous and bacteria that get caught in the back of the throat. They form in the tonsil crypts which are simply small pockets or divots that appear in everyones tonsils. The scientific name for these white globs is tonsilloliths.
Last week when I was sick, I hacked up huge shitty smelling tonsil turds.
by Justin Butler May 20, 2005