A Scouse (Liverpool, England)slang word for condom, first made popular in the early 1970s. Probably introduced via sailors (Lpool being a port) and tangentially related to the word: honkey-tonk. You can look up that one yourself.
by Oscar Plankton III October 21, 2004
Jay lil crack richie: "damn, my tonkey got really merked last night."
Looo rida dicrec: "it's TONKEY TIMEEEEE!!!"
Julianna Kahjeffers: "I just had the freshest tonkey shave...feel it."
Nicole TwanDuffy: "I need a new vibrator for my tonkey."
Cara Wankaripoli: "Where's the tonkey?"
Pop princess mel moritz: "What's a tonkey?"
Ashley Beastbowas: "My fucking tonkey is a muthafuckin BEAST."
Looo rida dicrec: "it's TONKEY TIMEEEEE!!!"
Julianna Kahjeffers: "I just had the freshest tonkey shave...feel it."
Nicole TwanDuffy: "I need a new vibrator for my tonkey."
Cara Wankaripoli: "Where's the tonkey?"
Pop princess mel moritz: "What's a tonkey?"
Ashley Beastbowas: "My fucking tonkey is a muthafuckin BEAST."
by Pop Princess Mel June 18, 2008
a fat pastey white boy who wears shirts to tight and has an afro-puff OR goes by the name of will Jackson..cause he is a stupid faggot...
Me: Hey look its tonkey!
Nique: Lets throw sticks at him!
Kyle: no fuck that damnit lets throw rocks!
Nique and me: Ok!
Nique: Lets throw sticks at him!
Kyle: no fuck that damnit lets throw rocks!
Nique and me: Ok!
by The Idiot Savant April 28, 2004
A Tonkey is a poodle who takes a bath in chocolate pudding for 45 minutes each day while watching SpongeBob.
by Jwhite December 16, 2013
by J Laa July 11, 2006
Simply put, the law is as follows: "You never know." It is derived from the Mario Party item, the Skeleton Key, colloquially shortened to Tonkey.
Monica: "You're gonna wear protection right sweety? I don't want to use another morning after pill!"
Kirk: "Eh. Tonkey's Law."
Kirk: "Eh. Tonkey's Law."
by Demarcus420 March 21, 2016