Tommy Jordan

The only man in history to publicly open a can of whoop ass on his child (so to speak) via facebook.

This was performed by shooting up his daughters laptop

dude1: My dad just massacred my laptop with his .45

dude2: Your dad Tommy Jordan?

dude1: yeah...

by penis_stompa_69 March 31, 2012

Tommy “The Tank” Jordan

A monster among men.
A beast among creatures.
I am scared of him.

Notorious: Dude, why is that guy so good at sports? And he wears JEANS while doing so.

Bigfoot: Because, he’s Tommy “The Tank” Jordan.

by FCTrendz September 27, 2022