A master of the bedroom
Saviour of mankind
Infinite source of wisdom
When you meet a Tom Galligan, supernatural forces will cause you to bow down from the power of his very existence.
Tom Galligan is also infinitely knowledgeable and is often mistaken for a scaled up version of God.
When accompanied with a Nick of any kind, Tom Galligans truly become the most wonderful person on earth.
Girl 2: I went home with Tom Galligan last night.
Girl : Ohh.