A drink you take with you when you need to drop a deuce and you might be busy for awhile.
Steve took a toilet beer with him when he went to take a shit earlier because he knew he was gonna be there for a bit.
by TheHoffAbides April 17, 2011
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The legendary, but very short-lived, beer creation from one of America’s most renowned breweries. It is rumored that a terminated and vindictive marketing exec somehow got this beer into production before company execs figured out what was going on.
Toilet Beer jingle...

When you’re sitting on the can and you’re taking a poo.
When you’re stinking up the bathroom with your hot, stinky stew.
When you wanna have a drink, well have no fear.
Just reach for a bottle of that Toilet Beer.

Toilet Beer ... hey!
by Sylvan Montague III August 12, 2019
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