The same kinds of people who bought all the toilet paper will be the ones trying to get more restrictions and shut downs while they make money off the toilet paper and water, allowing them to go without being policed, while trying to get everyone else policed, it's the way some people have always been.
What kind of hypocrisy is worse than the shit people are doing with the toilet paper and water. Its silliness, but that doesn't make it funny.
by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020
1.damn i cant get toilet paper
2. today i had fought in the pit for toilet paper
3.the corona virus made my toilet go away pls help
2. today i had fought in the pit for toilet paper
3.the corona virus made my toilet go away pls help
by TheOneTrueOmri March 26, 2020
Kid: mummmm we need some more toilet paper
Kids mum: sorry love but Karen stole it all fat greedy wanker
Kids mum: sorry love but Karen stole it all fat greedy wanker
by Ch33s3izn0ce April 26, 2020
Hym “I wipe my nose with toilet paper you idiot. For every 1 roll of toilet paper, you get 5-boxes-of-tissue-worth of nose blowing material. It’s for my nose you clown.”
by Hym Iam October 22, 2022
Person 1: Woah! Is that toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah and it’s mine.
Person 1: I’ll pay $1,000. Pleasssssssse I need it nowwwww.
Person 2: Pathetic. This roll of toilet paper is obviously worth more than that. Never speak to me again.
Person 2: Yeah and it’s mine.
Person 1: I’ll pay $1,000. Pleasssssssse I need it nowwwww.
Person 2: Pathetic. This roll of toilet paper is obviously worth more than that. Never speak to me again.
by Cow dog toy March 31, 2020
dry piece of paper that people use to smear poop around in their butt and they walk around like that for the whole day
by saljdlasdjasdpojasd July 3, 2023
A Paper roll which has different uses, such as:
Wiping your butt
Eating the paper
Clean your nose with the paper
Become a mummie
Cum
Wiping your butt
Eating the paper
Clean your nose with the paper
Become a mummie
Cum
Carol: Honey, I'm gonna go buy some toilet Paper!
Michael: Bring 69 rolls so I can transform myself into a fucking monster!
hehe, 69
Michael: Bring 69 rolls so I can transform myself into a fucking monster!
hehe, 69
by nigerian69420 December 22, 2022