Toilet Tindering

When sitting on the toilet is the only time you use Tinder; swiping while wiping.

Nick: "I had a really nice first date with Carolyn last night."

Brooks: "Nice! How did you guys meet?"

Nick: "I was toilet tindering at work the other day and we matched instantly!"

by liquorbox June 5, 2015

toilet tinder

The act of playing the ever-popular Tinder picture swiping game while on toilet. Clearly, one of the best times to play Tinder. Swipe, then wipe.

Damn, these hemorrhoids! I've been playing Toilet Tinder far too long tonight!!

by mindfkr December 11, 2014