1. This is the shit ticket that your toilet eats
2. Once you go brown you flush it down
Is recycled toilet paper supposed to come in a tinted shade?
Primarily used to wipe someone's immediate sphincter area. Nowadays used to wipe various unwanted liquid or viscid substances.
Also, like all varieties of paper, one can write stories on.
1. Use the toiletpaper this time son. You smell bad.
2. Oh my God, I've run out of paper and I will lose my train of thought. I better use some toiletpaper.
Hahahahah! The blue eyes dragon yugio card is NO MATCH for my turd!
Best Invention Ever. Period.
Bill:What the fuck would I wipe my ass with if toilet paper wasn't invented.
Bob: Your sock, dude?
What i'm out of right now
oh fucking shit, i'm out of toilet paper
should i use my socks or my roommates towel?
1. A soft paper-like product that you use to clean your anus after you poop.
2. A product that flys nicely over nieghbors trees.
I just wiped my ass with some toilet paper.
Damn, That was a good throw, man I think the toilet paper hit every branch on the way down that tree!
The person who made that image is right on. I don't know who the crud wants to reach under the roll to get paper, or unwrap it backwards over the roll, but rational people just don't put TP on the stick with it hangin' on the inside.
Jimbo put the toilet paper on backwards. "Jimbo, you are an idiot. I had to stinkin' reach under the roll. Let me recommend a good psychotherapist."