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Toe Fingered 

To have short stubby fingers resembling toes.

Having a short stubby penis resembling a toe.
He is so toe fingered that he can't just push one button on the elivator.

You're a toe fingered fuck!

toe finger 

Your thumb
Person 1: Get your toe finger out of my face!
Person 2: You mean my thumb?
Person 1: Yes!
toe finger by RadRex February 15, 2012

toe or finger

a game in which the first player closes their eyes and the other places either a toe or a finger in between their nose and upper lip and the first player must guess what it is. If they are correct, the two players switch. Other wise, you keep going until he guesses right.
Jim: "Hey lets play toe or finger!"

Mike: "OK go"
(mike closes eyes, Jim sticks toe in front of mikes face")

Mike: "Toe."

Jim: "Your right. my turn!"

My Toe Nails Looks More Beautiful Than My Finger Nails 

My Toe Nails Looks More Beautiful Than My Finger Nails
My Toe Nails Looks More Beautiful Than My Finger Nails

toefingersalad 

Young Jofuss Dean dips his willy in Katie’s homemade salad and then feeds the remains to Dave’s victims
Victims to Dave: “What’s for tea
Dave: “a freshly made toefingersalad”
toefingersalad by Naz Naz May 1, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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