The spooge that grows between the toes of a male human. Similar to naval lint, but often smells worse due to being confined in shoes. Smell and dirtiness is typically defined by the cost of ones shoes (i.e. quality) and how often they bathe.
dude, that toe caviar you've got growing on those funky toes is nasty! Do you ever consider taking a shower?
by stinkseed May 19, 2003