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Pinto Beans

One must eat five cans of pinto beans before attempting this. First, one must take a parrot and shove it into their anus (claws first) so only the beak is showing. Another person will hold a lighter up to the beak. The person with the parrot lodged in their anus will let out a fart, and the parrot will shoot out, making a rocket of sorts. Never try this. Ever.
Golly gee, you'd think it was the fourth of July judging by that Toasty Raul!
by badassj00 February 14, 2005