They dont exist
Boy 1: have you heard of the Vietnam missles
Boy 2: they dont have any

Boy 1: I know
by Lol I'm smat October 16, 2020
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(1) A decorated soldier of the Vietnam War
(2) A person who obsesses over the loss of Vietnam
(3) A Vietcong Veteran
by EmJayee November 11, 2018
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A Vietnam Landing Strip is when a guy doesn't wipe his ass and has shit on him until it forms in a landing strip shape. In sexual terms, a girl would land her tongue on the strip and lick it until it's clean.
Dude, my girl asked if she could play with my Vietnam Landing Strip. Her tongue felt like warm jello
by Sophisticated Gentlemen February 12, 2023
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When the sex is so raw and animalistic that it closely resembles warfare; often lasting insanely long amounts of time and/or scoring record O counts for both parties.
Yea man, me n MJ were vietnam fuckin the other night n busted the headboard again.
by cornshucked January 5, 2018
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A form of crop dusting where you accidentally shit yourself. This smells so toxic that it is comparable to the spraying of Agent Orange from cropdusters during the Vietnam War.
"When had to let one rip in school, I had a Vietnam Crop Dusting the hallway. Can you bring me some clean pants, mom?"
by Scatman_Sam October 31, 2017
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Person 1: damn bro I just had an Vietnam corn dog

Person 2: eew bro gross

Person 3: same
by Phillis Hunkleberry October 29, 2019
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