A being who posseses great Swagger. Tixus is a being who cannot be destroyed. people may try (out of envy) but no... you just can't. furthermore Tixus has godlike powers, one of them is conjuring Hotwings or Kool Aid. Sooner or later everyone will reqocnize Tixus' true power and bow to his will. When you look tixus in the eye, you will turn into a chicken, will be fried inmediately and eaten... game over.
OMG IT'S TIXUS!! RUN!!