A BEAUTIFUL MAN EVRYONE WANTS BUT CANT HAVE.
I WISH I HAD ME A TITO KIND OF MAN.
by DOOWAP March 28, 2010
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The all mighty lord of the TitosStation. Absolute Omni-god of all universes and an all around great person.
Person (joins a stream): Hi what’s up Tito?
Mods: HOW DARE YOU SAY THE T-WORD TO OUR LORD TITOS.
by SilentWolf28 December 10, 2018
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A beautiful mini sized girl who is sassy, kind, and fun.
Person 1: Is that titos?

Person 2: Ya shes really tiny and cute.
by Bogusdonkey June 23, 2014
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Gods nectar, juice of the fruit. Fuel for good intentions and bad outcome. Best when paired with a Soele
Soele found the Tito’s again
by Jonn Wayne May 18, 2020
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TITO: acronym for "Turtle In, Turtle Out", which is when your poop comes out a little bit, but then goes back in.
I had to go poop really bad, but couldn't find a bathroom, and had a couple TITO's while driving around looking for a bathroom.
by MyRealNameisBob August 23, 2009
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The most beautiful girl who is not always appreciated. Very loving and caring. Always the finest among her friends and the most loyal person you will ever meet. Very pretty and outspoken. Everyone is always envious of her because she has one of the most amazing bodies. If you meet her never let her go because you will never find anyone like her. Only the luckiest of men get to date her.
I wish I was tito she's so pretty it's not fair
by nameeeeegenerator April 10, 2018
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Tito Dick, dickman baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies.
by Smug Noctis October 18, 2016
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