n: A robust, charasmatic, and stunningly good looking internet personality. His threads are classic, his posts are timeless. A gentleman and a scholar, his wit and potent tenacity make him the single most ruthless man on any message board today. If you are fortunate enough to be in his presence be sure you are at the peak of your game. A small mistake will often result in hours of relentless internet condescension. His audacity, and heartless, merciless, rancorous, and savage attitude make him a loved and hated legend among men.

(1985-present) syn: The Legend, Timmy!
I once tried to exhibit some intelligence and mouth off to Timmy Burns! My vagina still hurts from the beating I received in that thread.
by Exclusively Furtive July 19, 2006
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