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A piece of cunt that deserves to be slapped in the face the moment you see him. With a purple dildo, then a sledgehammer.
Dude, that guy has a TimKOng written all over his face. I can't wait to slap the shit out of him.
TimKOng by The Educators April 5, 2019
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Timo is an optimistic person. he knows exactly how to cheer people up. He is one of the most caring and sweet people I know. He is adventurous, and is always in to try something new. He has a strong spirit, you can see it in his beautifull gleaming eyes.
Timo is such an amazing friend and an even better boyfriend.
Timo by anonymous September 10, 2020
Timo is a cute,smart,funny,nice guy. If a girl has a crush on Timo, she's on a good track. Timos are sensitive but also manly. Timos are also GREAT in bed.
girl 1: oh my God, Timo and I fucked the whole night long
girl 2: how was it?
girl 1: it was wonderful! Timo's penis is huge!
girl 2: cool! can I join?
Timo by jaxon99992 February 21, 2010
Timo, commenly known as a sexy male with a massive penis and huge balls that all the chicks want to taste his sasauge. Timo(Tim)
girl1: mmmm, i tasted timo's sausage last night.
girl2: how was it.
girl1: i didnt get to the end it was that huge!
Timo by John Patason May 17, 2008
The guy everyone wants to bang. TIMO! short for timothy. all hail timo!
girl1: hey, did you see Timo? he looks especially hot today.
girl2: hell yea, i wanna bang him. *girls go and bang Timo*
Timo by jolie February 23, 2005

TimoLily 

Two elements that, when combined, make up the very essence of true love. When water is added, properties of silliness are displayed, and side affects are childish behavior lasting for up to hours at a time in each interval. When the two element are separated Sightings of a TimoLily in its rawest form are quite uncommon. It is often said to be the envy of all which surrounds it.
John and Jane wish they were Timolily
TimoLily by Timolily January 16, 2008
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
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