|1.||Timelord Gang Rape|
When a timelord (like Dr Who) takes some time off and rapes you. He then gets into the Tardis and travels back in time to the start of the rape and double teams you. Then he gets into the Tardis and travels back in time to triple team you.
This continues until you're being gang raped whilst a bunch of excess Dr Who's stand around watching and wanking.
victim: "Officer, I was gang raped by one guy last night!"
officer: "That is not possible, ma'm stop wasting police ti-"
victim: "TIMELORD GANG RAPE"
officer: "Sweet jesus somebody get an ambulance down here"