|1.||Time Person of the Year|
World's biggest asshole.
This definition was sealed after George W. Bush, Bono, Giuliani, Putin, and you were chosen for the position in their respective years.
So I overheard the list of nominees for Time Person of the Year 2008. They are: Ahmedinijad, Hugo Chavez, Al Gore, the CEO of Exxon Mobil, and apparently the Pope.