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A cat that lives in the sun. He controls time and helps/ screws people over by taking them back in time and creating paradoxes. Enjoys long walks in the park and being petted,stroked, but eats people he doesnt like.
Guy 1- ZOMG a time cat took me back to JEWrusaalem and i was jesus!

Guy 2- NO WAYZ!

Jesus- WAY!
by The Time Cat Theif January 11, 2011
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