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A day where instead of working, you simply wander all over the office spending 10-15 minutes at each desk socializing. The effect is that not only do you have absolutely no productivity what so ever, but you lower the productivity of several other individuals. By the end of the day, the person has single-handedly caused a downgrade in productivity for the entire company.
I was up until 3am getting high and playing Nintendo so I'm not real motivated today. Maybe I'll just make it a tim day.
Tim Day by Gooomba February 8, 2008
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International Tim Day 

April 8th. Exactly One week after April Fool's Day is International Tim Day. On this day everyone is known as Tim. It is truly a day to celebrate. This day symbolizes all the accomplishments of every Tim in history. From dumb jokes to racism everyone MUST participate in the Timming. Many studies have been done on Timology but noone knows the true meaning behind Tim Day....... SoS
Uh oh, tomorrow is April 8th, prepare for a day of laughing, crying and shitting because its International Tim Day

Tim Buckley Day 

Tim Buckley Day is an event widely observed by the webcomic community commemorating the artist Tim Buckley and his comic Ctrl+Alt+Del. On this day, traditionally April 1st, webcomics pay homage to the wellknown comic by playfully lampooning Buckley's distinctive style, often recreating his controversial "miscarriage strip" to humorous effect.
Non-artists may recognize the holiday by using the CAD-popularized emoticon, B^U in online conversation.

Notable participants include Scott Ramsoomair of the comic VG Cats and Joel Watson of HijiNKS Ensue.
Jane: Hey, happy Tim Buckley Day!
Dale: B^U to you too!

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026