Tijuana Toothpull

When someone's balls are tied up in a string and connected to an open door knob and when the door closes, it pulls the person's balls and it hurts violently. Used mostly as a torture method

Thad: This guy knows where my pocket pussy is and he's not saying. You know what that means.
Crowd: Tijuana Toothpull!!
Alex: No!! No!!

by thegame24 July 21, 2011

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tijuana refund

When you hire a prostitute, then kill her and get your money back.

I had to wait to meet Gay Tony to pay him the money I owed him, so I picked up a hooker and pulled a Tijuana refund.

by Thewanderer December 8, 2014

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tijuana bullwhip

A sock filled with feces, used to strike someone acros the face.

The act of striking someone with a sock full of feces.

I bet that guy is still pissed from the tijuana bullwhipping i gave him...That'll teach him to hit on my girl!

by kgfjkgtkklgklj September 15, 2005

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Tijuana Vasectomy

v. The act of castrating an individual with a broken tequila bottle.

Ted went to Tijuana and ate the worm in the tequila. When he woke up with no balls, it became evident that he had undergone a Tijuana Vasectomy.

by MJJCool January 9, 2012

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tijuana tuneup

When your vehicle is running poorly, one holds the throttle wide open to redline for a long period of time in hopes that it will fix it

Mexican#1: hey amigo, is your truck road worthy yet? I need a ride to the store for some tequilla?
Mexican#2: not yet. I tried giving it a Tijuana tuneup last night and I think it's running worse now

by Cheetoman69er May 6, 2017

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