Fill a shot glass with the cheapest tequila available, lick a spot on your wrist, liberally apply salt and cumin to said spot. Lick off cumin/salt mix take shot; chase with hot sauce.
Dude i was throwing up blood and shitting napalm this morning. How many Tijuana taco Stands did I do last night? And don't say "i don't remember." I know you took pics!