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I think we can rule out a…

I think we can rule out a… — an endlessly productive word formula designed to explain the gravity of a situation through a poetically oppositional comparison.
How to use “ I think we can rule out a…” as a word formula:

1) Undercover surveillance team observing a cross burning at a Neo-Nazi rally on the February 24 and 25th 2023 day of Hatred:

Well, I guess we can rule out this as being a Bar Mitzvah.

2) A hotel worker in New Orleans brings towels to the orgy room at a swingers convention:

Well, I think we can rule out finding Gandhi in that room.

3) A pork barbecue food truck vendor dives by a park were a vegan gathering of THE RAINBOW TRIBE is being held:

I think we can rule out finding anyone in that park who wants a good carne asada.

Think with his fists 

A person who prefers to use violence to logical thought is said to think with his fists.
The Lieutenant thought that Officer White was a thug who would think with his fists!

I think I might have left the blender turned on 

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.
(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*

Think Tankie

A person who is professionally involved in spreading propaganda while working for a think tank that is funded by weapons manufacturers who literally build tanks.
I just landed a sweet job at the Australia Strategic Policy Institute (ASPI) as a junior Think Tankie!
Think Tankie by High Level Wumao October 12, 2020

bitch think 

Ideas, concepts, policies and other expressions that are non-sensical and often contradictory and/or absurd that are formulated by women; often in an effort provide some sort of advantage either material, sociological, legal or personal. Especially if blatently selfish or hypocritical in nature.
Man1: my ex girlfriend just called me a told me that even though she cheated on and broke up with me that I should still pay her bills every month because it is my fault we broke up.

Man2: that's ridiculous bitch think. I would cut contact with her.
bitch think by SwampFawkes March 20, 2019

Just Think like Atatürk 

1. If you are in trouble with some situations and don't know how to handle it All you need is to think with a superhuman talent so then in this position someone can use this sentence
2. Can be used as a motivating
A:Hey mate, everything goes wrong all troubles are following others Maybe I should suicide..
B:Don't be silly There is always a way to get out Just Think like Atatürk