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1.Zach Laffin
-repeatedly saying you are going to bed, only to return and drink half a beer more -calling someone "Hey you, with the feet" -Spilling Mt. Dew and calling it 'your beerz' 2. Wooden Hammer -shirts come off -Everyone is your friend 3.Hammered -Self explanatory 4.ShitFaced -Belligerently drunk 5.Iron Horse -Fuckin' gone -If anyone can function Iron Horsed they deserve a crown Tiers of drunkenness
1. Andrew:"I was Zach Laffining last night and I was tickling this chick's toes." Emily: "Man I know, but dude, you were just tipsy." 2. Zach:"I had four beers and was still a wooden hammer. Bummer dude." 3. Andrew:"I am intoxicated" Zach: "Shut up buddy." 4. Zach: I was shitfaced and tried to go through the doggie door while chasing the cat." 5. Emily:"I was working my way to iron horse status, but passed out between wooden hammer and hammered." Andrew: "Lightweight." |
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