Thundercunt

A particularly powerful and spectacular goal in a football match

Dave: did you score last night?
Jim: yeah it was an absolute thundercunt

by H_lock July 7, 2019

Thundercunt

Someone who puts their family member’s name on a prize ticket to split, but when the ticket is a winner, reneges on the deal and takes said family member to court in hopes of obtaining all of the winnings for themselves.

Both Ty’s and his Aunt’s names were on the million dollar ticket, but his aunt is being a thundercunt and suing him for his share.

by Ace Chaser July 13, 2018

Thundercunt

Thundercunt is the act of running tobody slamming someone and then taze them on the floor

I'm going to thundercunt you into that wall.

by September 2, 2023

thundercunt

adam

adam is indeed a thundercunt lol

by lolyouranasshole August 27, 2018

Thundercunt

(v) the act of sexually slamming somebody against a wall by the collar of their shirt.

Person 1: then, he just thundercunted her against the door!
Person 2: no, did he really?

by BassyMichaelis4 August 30, 2023

Thundercunt

Basically a goal which is so obnoxiously powerful (usually top bins) , makes the whole stadiums jaw drop. Example would be Andreas Christensen’s goal vs Russia at Euro 2020

A “thundercunt” of a goal

by Exxtort:/ June 21, 2021

Thundercunt

Verb: A derogatory term meaning to drop kick something with extreme force.

“I’m about to Thundercunt these car batteries into the ocean with the fury of a Greek god.”

by What isn’t taken August 27, 2023