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thumb blasted 

When your fucking your girl in missionary and she opens her mouth to moan and you jam your thumb down her throat until she vomits.
thumb blasted by Judgementday16 November 29, 2017

Thumblast 

Origin - Social Media jargon in association to private messaging apps, primarily, including but not limited to, Facebook.

1.) Verb - An easter egg planted in messenger by the app developer, whereby, the 'accidental' press of the "thumb's up" (👍) icon on the keyboard submits a ridiculously huge "thumb's up", also known as being thumbusted within the message thread as an embarrassing notification alert that one party of the relative conversation is:

a.) Currently cyber stalking the other party by checking the last time they were online

b.) Currently retracing the history of conversation with anxiety wondering why it is taking the other party so long to respond

c.) Currently actively engaged in behaviors such as the dot watch of the other party, thereby hinting at the perfect opportunity for dot-taunting.

See - Dot Watch
See - Dot-Taunting
See - Easter Egg
See - Thumbusted
ex. "It has been two hours since he responded, so I got worried. I check that his status was 'active 7 minutes ago'. I got even more anxious, so I was pressing on my lasy messages to check if they had been seen. That's when it happened. I accidentally hit the (👍) as I was scrolling, and Messenger totally just put me on thumblast!"
Thumblast by .~TheVelvetHammer August 29, 2016

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016