5-card thud

When you are dealt a great hand in poker, and you feel your heart thud as a consequence, whereby you must keep calm to give a good poker face and play effectively thereafter.

Guy's thoughts: "Don't look suspicious. I hope nobody could tell that I just had a 5-card thud there."

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

dud thud

The feeling when you break up with someone in a romantic relationship.

I had a dud thud when my boyfriend jilted me.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

thud plunge

the act of trying to bang your S.O. without a fully blown erection (aka the tweener stage).

she wanted it hard and deep but all he could muster was a thud plunge.

by timmyhidthebodies June 6, 2017

Thud Puddle

A massively large ejaculation, usually caused by being backed up for a spell.

I haven’t jacked off in a week so I can give her the ol’ thud puddle tonight

by Juice jamboree May 27, 2023

Thud or Thudded

The act of scoring a powerful knockout blow in either a sanctioned or street fight. Punctuated by the sound of the puncher and the lifeless fall of the punched.

Thud or Thudded

Yo man, he just thudded his ass. He's out.

One punch. two thuds.

If he brings them hands I'ma thud his ass.

by wDawks April 9, 2018

suck and thud

When a co worker is a brown noser and hides under the bosses desk….. sucking and when he’s done you hear the thud of them banging their head on the desk

Oh there’s suck and thud . Just heard him hit his head under the desk

by Gottawatchwhatyasay November 26, 2022