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Three Treats 

Three Treats is when a person (preferably a woman) gets behind a dude and tongues his ass while "reaching around" and jacking him off. The third treat is when the free hand reaches up and massages his balls.
Robbie did the Three Treats on his Dad and earned $10 for gas money.
Three Treats by D.W. Filson June 28, 2006

Three Meat Treat 

Also known as the "Little Caesar's Scrub Top", it is the sexual act of eating a Little Caesar's 3-meat pizza then proceeding to vomit the half-chewed, sausage-riddled mixture onto your partners chest. This is analogous to the Cosby Sweater.
Person 1: Hey man, is that a mole on your chest?
Person 2: Oh, this? Nope, it's just a piece of dried-out sausage from last night when Michael gave me a Three Meat Treat.
(Person 2 proceeds to pick off said sausage and eat it)

Three dot treatment

The act of putting three dots at the end of a sentence that ends the conversation, implying that there is more to come, when really there isn't...
Okay, see ya later...

Hence, the three dot treatment.

three meat treat 

When three men who share a working environment discreetly engage in oral sex with each other in a triangular formation for the purpose of career growth.
"Dude, did you see Chad, Dick, and Matthew all go into the conference room together last night?"
"Yeah man, they're the members of the three meat treat."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026