Thor's Hammer

An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.

Oh damn, I shouldn't Thor's Hammer anymore, my boober is starting to turn purple.

by takeitupanacho May 12, 2016

Thor's Hammer

When you take a shit on the lid of a toilet so no one can lift the lid without either cleaning it or making a mess. Only someone worthy will clean it up.

She was being a bitch so I gave her a Thor's Hammer and left. Now when she goes to use the toilet she'll have to be worthy to lift the lid.

by Rmistiff July 10, 2019

become an aqua thor

Basically same as toaster bath, but with a spark of intellegence.

Jeff: "go commit toaster bath" Anderson: "Become an Aqua Thor Nigga Jeff" Jeff fucking dies lf ligma.

by EHZD March 5, 2021

thor the god of thunder

hottest man(god) alive.

chris hemsworth.

thor the god of thunder is hot.

by kuljul123 October 3, 2022

Thor Hammer

The very definition of truancy. He never shows up to class, but somehow manages to stay at school

My truancy is bad, but not as bad as Thor Hammers absence percentage.

by Nicher January 30, 2020

daughter of thor

Scars of lightning and thunder, therefore the daughter of Thor.( girl with stretch marks)

I am Thor’s daughter! Why? Bc of my stretch marks daughter of Thor

by Thor’sbbygirl January 3, 2018

Thor Keener

Thor Keener is the main character from the 1999 movie "Dimpled Ballied".

Thor Keener has a younger brother, Trystan Keener. The main thing you should know about Thor Keener is that he has a skinny wiener. This is the joke of the movie.

At a sleepover, two friends are changing into their PJs

Ben Dover: Bro, why is your wiener so skinny?

Jake Diamond: Oh, I was just taking some inspiration from Thor Keener

by dimpledballz June 4, 2023