A nice guy that has powers almost beyond human understanding, he always has lots of waman that like to ride on his mega schlong, he is shapen like a bodybuilder and on his weakest he will be able to lift three tons, if youre blessed by the fact that he knows u be exstremly happy, although his name is close to thot he only make the best of hoes.
Man i wish i was more like Thor hes the greatest
by Kroeken1 April 26, 2021
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thor is a very yummy snack who is also my dad

he lost mjolnir but it's cool because he has stormbreaker

he's the best avenger ok bye
"Thor is so beautiful"
"bACK OFF HE'S MINE"
by pglays November 19, 2018
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Hey look its Thor!
do you mean chris hemsworth with a hammer
oh yeah I do
by TheGoldenGame October 7, 2020
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An imbecile who seems to think that he would be a better ruler than our lord and saviour Loki Laufeyson.
"I AM THE GOD OF THUNDERRRRRRR!!" ~Thor
by Willow Laufeyson September 14, 2018
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Awesome. Really Awesome. Notice the obvious Capital A of Awesome, you douchebag. Because it really is Awesome. In fact, forget about it being Awesome. Its AWESOME.
Today was a really Thor day. I f*cked Mary!
by THE Thor May 2, 2011
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