"Why aren't you walking straight today"
"It's because last night i tried to do the thor hammer and I injured myself"
"It's because last night i tried to do the thor hammer and I injured myself"
by stinkyboy123 September 26, 2019
Jumping over a child’s pink battery powered jeep and landing asshole first on the handle of a standing 5lb sledge asshole first
by Gemma5521 April 4, 2021
Person 1: Damn dude, those lineman really work fast.
Person 2: Yea man, they were doing Thor’s Hammers all morning.
Person 2: Yea man, they were doing Thor’s Hammers all morning.
by Professor Hancock July 24, 2022
The act of a man standing in nothing but socks on carpet. He then shuffles his feet vigorously creating an static charge to which in unloads that charge through the head of his penis as swings it like a hammer onto the face of an unsuspecting person.
As my girlfriend was doing her make up I snuck up behind her and gave her the mighty thors hammer right to the jaw.
by Esp65p September 5, 2019
by jaque louve March 10, 2005
The act of giving a girl a purple headed mushroom tattoo, but from directly above, unleashing all of the fury of Ragnarök upon her head.
I totally gave that chick Thor's hammer last night dude, she'll have to wear a hat for a week to cover the bruise.
by VaughnSmithIsGOOD April 28, 2008
A 12+ inch black dildo that’s been used so many times, it’s near impossible to pick up off the ground due to its stickiness and sliminess.
“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”
“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”
I used my Dildo 16 times last night and it’ll accidentally made it into a Thor’s hammer, now I can’t even pick that shit up to use it.
by Dat niga September 1, 2022