BFD

BFD-which stands for butt face Dave. This name is made for one person and one person only. The complete asshole in your life. We all have one. Nerdy, rude, ugly, dirty minded and never fails to fail in insulting you. All the teachers/bosses Love him. And that just makes you dislike him more. I sincerely hope that the very specific person I’m writing about doesn’t read this. But if they do, fuck you bfd :)

“Omg ewww, here comes bfd RUNNN” screeched all the sane students at the playground.

by Truthhurts_Sorrynotsorry October 1, 2019

BFD

Big Fucking Dick

A covert way to let your bro know he has a big fucking dick for doing something meaningful i.e. lifting big weight.

“Are you about to lift the 115 dumbbells for shoulder press?”
“Yea bro”
“That’s some bfd weight bro”

by Shelly Don November 23, 2017

BFD

Short for "Big fat dick". When your dick is so huge it creates quite a bulge.

Random person: Oh my god that guy has a BFD, its really bouncing!

by THESAYCOMPTER3 August 1, 2022

BFD

Short for big fat dick. When your dick is so hard, and your balls are so big. Ideal for in bed.

My friend has a BFD, and I heard he had a great time last night with Jenny.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 13, 2022

BFD

What Biden whispered to Obama before the healthcare speech.

"This is a big fucking deal"

bfd

by sdkldfjsad March 27, 2010

bfd

the dumbest twitter groupchat. big face daniel.

bfd is dumb

by danieltoesucker95 September 3, 2018

BFD

Live 105's annual concert.

Are you gonna be at BFD 6?

by The Grammar Nazi May 28, 2001