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A woman that only looks good from beyond thirty feet.
From outside thirty feet: "Bro, you see that girl over there? Look at that ass!"

From inside thirty feet: "Bro, that cellulite is making me gag. She's a thirty footer."
by ThaFreak55 April 23, 2011
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