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thin dick 

an abnormally thin male penis. It has often been compared to a super rope, although some may think a thin dick is fictional, it does exist.
thin dick by jknausz7 April 21, 2007

thin dinkies

thin dinkies is commonly used as a name for a group chat.
there are usually three people in the chat and they never use it.

the first day of having it they text for around the whole day, before they stop using it immediately.

it can also be used as a soft insult. you can say your friend has a thin dinkie, and they will immediate cry
"oh boy, my thin dinkies are so old now, we haven't used them since 2016"
"oh my god, same!"
thin dinkies by thindinkinator February 20, 2018

Paper-Thin Disguises 

A horrible disguise. This disguise so, so fucking bad that it could make the entire audience facepalm or tell the villain/henchmen that the hero(es) is/are disguised.
Jeff:Hey look, the heroes are walking in with paper-thin disguises!
Henchman 1:Wait, what disguise? These must be the new guards.
Jeff:No they aren't!
Henchman 2:Look. That's the appearance of a new guard. You must be high again, Jeff.
Jeff:TOM I HAVE NOT TAKEN ANY DRUGS, ALCOHOL, OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT MAY DISTORT MY INTELLECTUAL COMPETENCE FOR 327 DAYS!

thin white duke

Musical persona used by the Undisputable greatest musical artist of all-time, David Bowie, which was created in the late 70's. The Thin White Duke was Bowie at his musical peak, clouded by a cocaine-induced haze in which he recorded the album, "Station to Station," but claims not recalling doing so, due to his excessive cocaine use. Arguably the most controversial and darkest of Bowie characters.
Guy who knows nothing about music: "Hey, wouldn't you agree that Eminem's Slim Shady character is the greatest musical persona of all-time."

Guy who knows music: "Hell no, shithead, the Thin White Duke is far more abstract, musically talented, and creative. PWNED!"
thin white duke by J.O. May 2, 2006

The Thin White Duke 

A David Bowie stage character. An alter-ego perhaps. The Thin White Duke was the face of the 1976 'Station to Station' album. Bowie described the Duke as 'A very Aryan fascist type - a would-be romantic with no emotions at all'. The Duke was also Bowie's last stage character, but easily one of the meanest. The Thin White Duke was full of hatred but sang about love and fire. Songs of passion. He had curtained-style flame-coloured hair, was extremely pale, and enjoyed wearing black and white, business neutrals.
Person 1: "Hey, isn't that David Bowie?"
Person 2: "Nah, that's the Thin White Duke!"

Thin White Duke

1. A persona used by David Bowie in the Mid-1970's, following Ziggy Stardust but before his brief "German Fascist" phase.

2. A Bowie- inspired fashion based on tight-fitting dress pants, pristine white shirts, and waistcoats.

3. A white male's Penis.
1. Bowie was at his peak when he was the Thin White Duke, before he got weird again.

2. Kurt's going for a Thin White Duke look this week.

3. I just got done choking the Thin White Duke in the Wal-Mart bathroom
Thin White Duke by NeonDuke November 14, 2010