thelonious 

A caring dude who is always there for whoever needs him. he is a good listener and can make any situation a bit lighter. he is good looking and smart, and only pulls the coolest girls, if you are lucky enough to get him as your boyfriend, you can be sure he only wants the best for you and would never do anything to hurt you. he is a cool person who has excellent taste in music, clothes, etc. He is a good thinker and is amazing at giving advice and someone trustworthy to talk to. an all around good guy.

girl 1: wow he is so sweet, but kinda shy, he is the perfect type of guy
girl 2: yeah, i love his easygoing personality, he is a true thelonious

thelonious by amelia1111 October 17, 2017

thelonious monk 

Simply the best pianist of all time. He was incredibly innovative, wore a beret and sunglasses at most of his performances. Showed emotion, used complex rhythms, and was awesome.

Monk is in the ranks with Duke Ellington, Oscar Peterson, Art Tatum, Bill Evans, etc.

Person A: You haven't heard of Thelonious Monk?
Person B: No, who's he?
Person A: You're retarded.

thelonious monk by jazzwise November 21, 2009

Thelonious Jagger 

a gay dude who plays basketball (also known as Tj) in the tv show andi mack. him and cyrus hit it off in season three. (favorite muffin: blueberry macadamia)

"Thelonious Jagger is totally gay for cyrus" "I know right lol"

Thelonious Jagger by normansbooks February 3, 2021

thelonious funk 

The act of plowing a girl over a piano and it resulting in her playing a series of cluster chords.

Syn: the herbie jamcock

Trish and I were working on a new piece we are writing but it led to a massive thelonious funk. Needless to say the piano needs to be tuned.

thelonious funk by macNchee April 22, 2014

Felonious Thelonius 

A nickname given to the great jazz pianist Thelonius Monk due to the friendships he had with cultural rabble rousers like Allen Ginsberg and Timothy Leary.

We love the freedom we feel when Felonious Thelonius sets us on fire!

Felonious Thelonius by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

Thelonius Monk

A famous ..pianist. ihs grandson, also thelonius monk is a cool kid with a camo jacket. goes to my highschool.

whoa lok, theres thelonius monk with his sidekick, that kid is so awesoem. i want a camo jacket just like his!

Thelonius Monk by mandy December 13, 2004

TheGloriousOffensive

Director and star of the world renowned “The Glorious Offensive Musical.” He is a member of many iFunny communities and is a proud Grandson.

Friend 1: hey have you heard of “The Glorious Offensive Musical” directed by TheGloriousOffensive?
Friend 2: Who hasn’t?!?

TheGloriousOffensive by Sabine_Wren October 2, 2018