A coward in the strongest sense of the word, this feeble minded pantywaist attempts to drum up support for his laughable ideology through the use of unintelligent and silly hand made signs. This mental lightweight scampers around the freeways of California, quickly places his ridiculous signs up, then scurries away so as not to face any criticism. Both his mental capacity and sexuality are in question. He exemplifies what it is to be a giant pussy.
The Freeway Blogger puts up signs in the same way that my dog licks its testicles - normal people are thankful that they have more intelligence than that. He also takes it in the pooper.
by ScarlettPussyman1 March 25, 2008
A troublesome California hippie with way too much time on his hands. He uses his ample inheritance to create signs with nonsensical loony messages in the hopes of boosting his low self esteem. Despite his trekking around the freeways of California, he still manages to maintain his gut and his man-boobs. He also takes it in the dumper.
I saw a sign posted by the Freeway Blogger the other day and it made me think "wow, there really are some idiots in this world".
by Freewayblogger1 August 28, 2008
A chubby fellow with idiotic political beliefs who believes that he is making a difference by posting pointless signs along the freeways of California. He is also frequents bath houses in between his postings.
The Freeway Blogger posted some signs the other day, right before snacking and hanging out with his boyfriend.
by JacksonvilleFan415 July 11, 2008
A fat, cowardly pussy who spends his time putting up stupid signs that no one cares about. This unintelligent Californian feels he is doing a patriotic deed, but considering his signs obviously don't create any change, he's just wasting his time. He also spends time in bathhouses, most likely taking it up the pooper.
The Freeway Blogger is nothing but a spineless little bitch. He runs from his signs with his tail tucked nicely between his fat legs.
by Scarlet The Douche January 26, 2009
A fat, blubbering idiot with no intelligence whatsoever. He paints silly little signs, puts them up on the freeway, then blogs about it on the interwebs. He holds himself in high regard, although most people who encounter him just see him as the overweight slob that he is.
by ScarletThePussy January 23, 2009
A spineless narcissist who litters the California freeways with asinine political statements that reflect his severely fractured psyche. His inflated sense of importance and self worth are simply covers for his cowardly nature. Instead of standing by his signs, he chooses to avoid criticism by tucking his tail between his legs and scampering off.
by ScarlettPussyman15 March 27, 2008
An individual, usually mentally unstable, who spends time coming up with clever terms like "Chimpeach" to attempt to make half-baked political statements. Usually the individual lives off of inheritance while driving around in his truck placing silly signs everywhere. He typically suffers from delusions of grandeur as well as severe narcissism.
Guy: Hey, did you see that sign the Freeway Blogger put up?
Gal: I sure did.
Guy: Did it change your mind about impeaching the President?
Gal: No. It just made me realize there are people with too much time on their hands.
Gal: I sure did.
Guy: Did it change your mind about impeaching the President?
Gal: No. It just made me realize there are people with too much time on their hands.
by Anonymous510 March 3, 2008