The Crouch Pouch

1. A name for metaphorical storage place.
2. Nicholas Crouch's ballsack.

ex: Q: "whered you put your pencil?"
R: "in my Crouch Pouch."

ex: "I touched The Crouch Pouch"

by nich43 October 16, 2010

pouch crouch

The female word for tea bagging. Friends came up with it while playing Halo reach with a girl, Girls can't teabag, so if a girl were to teabag, it would thus be called Pouch crouching, aka the pouch crouch.

I'm playing halo reach with some friends, and a girl is on our team, and all of a sudden someone says "Damn shes teabagging." you correct them and say, "No, She's pouch crouch.:

by Sasuke pwn3r March 30, 2012