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shoveling the crease 

To have sex.

Comes from the hockey term to clear away snow from a goaltenders play area.
Q: "Dude, did you catch the epic Kings beatdown of the Ducks last night?"

A: "Nah, I had this cute puck bunny come over and I spent the whole night shoveling the crease! Damn, it was good, but I hope I don't get boner's remorse - she's done like half the NHL."
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Peace in the crease

I have generally good feelings towards your future well-being!
See ya later! Goodbye! Peace in the crease!

In the crease/creases 

DMV slang for a location that’s sketchy, shady, or “in the cut.”
Bro, this shit in the crease/creases.”

deep in the crease 

An alternative way to describe some hot fucking.
"Wow you two were at it all night last night, kept everyone awake you assholes!"
"Hell yeah I was deep in the crease till 5am, it was crazy!"
"What the hell does that mean?"
"Means we were fucking all night sucka!"

Folded for the Crease 

folded for the crease” is when you get back with your ex girlfriend regardless of why you two broke up in the first place just so you can have sex with her again. you initially didn’t wanna get back with her, but you folded and threw all rational thinking out the window for the vaginal crease.
dude i didn’t wanna get back with my ex but she threw the pussy at me. why did i do it?”
“bro, you folded for the crease.”

piece in the middle crease 

When you and your girl get into a fight and you have make up sex to get over your fight.
My girl and I got into a huge fight last night . We kinda made up and At least I could find piece in the middle crease.

THE CREWSER

A washed up ironworker who can straighten 1 inch street chokers with his bare hands! 1-1/4 inch steel braided arms that have cuts loose millions of chokers. He is the guy you don't FUCK WITH, because he is the guy that invented FUCKIN WITH! Insubordination will not be tolerated when he is around. Can slap a bitch from 600 miles away. Hung more iron than anyone has ever driven by in a single lifetime. All around good mother-fuckin Ironworker.
"Holy shit here comes the CREWSER, we better drag up now cuz he's taking all of our jobs."
THE CREWSER by little rivets June 24, 2014