Pertains to and when something out of your own control (or seemingly out of your own control) goes totally wrong and has negative consequences. "The Steamer" loves everyone despite everyone despising "the steamer."
Losing a sports video game at the very last second. Dropping your beer. Getting in a car accident. Pouring your cereal only to find not enough milk. Your girlfriend cheating on you. Steve McNair coming one yard shy of a superbowl victory. All of these are just some examples of "the steamer" and how it ruins our day by loving us.
by MrMaynard June 6, 2006
Nickname given to LeBron James, small forward for the Miami Heat, paying homage to his two most memorable feats: (1) when he shit on the entire city of Cleveland by announcing on LIVE TV that he was leaving them for Miami, (2) when he choked harder than anyone has ever choked before, during the 2011 NBA Finals.
Chris: "Did you know that the Steamer STILL hasn't asked the mother of his children to marry him?"
Wade: "He says he WANTS to... he just doesn't have a ring yet."
Wade: "He says he WANTS to... he just doesn't have a ring yet."
by HoboSpider December 23, 2011
by Mr. lost in America February 6, 2009
by VAN April 21, 2004
by scart July 11, 2003
Taking a huge dump right before entering the shower. The steam magnifies the stench and incapacitates all those who enter afterwards.
I fired off a steamer a few hours ago and when I came back to the bathroom, there were three people lying on the ground unconscious.
by persilly March 3, 2012
When one takes a dump on another person's body.
The Cleveland Steamer: Poo on the chest
The Boston Steamer: Poo on the face
The Cleveland Steamer: Poo on the chest
The Boston Steamer: Poo on the face
by JPizzle April 12, 2004