The guy in the office who uses his fingers to rip off a piece of a muffin, bagel or donut from what was brought in for the office to share, and puts what's left of it back onto the plate, as if anyone would ever eat the rest.
Person #1: Hey, who put this half eaten donut back on the plate? Person #2: Who do you think, of course, the office dick.
by Duece79 October 18, 2017
A hygienic disorder experienced by many white collar males in the general area of their dick. Symptoms include unpleasant odor, excessive perspiration, and temporary ball-to-leg adhesiveness. Office dick most often occurs after 10 or more hours in an office chair with the dick slightly compressed by business casual attire.
by Office Sadness August 28, 2011
First One Night Stand With An Individual Whose Location Is Too Good To Be True. Commonly Referred To A Neighbor.
“Officer Smooth Dick”
by ShadesOn April 22, 2018