haulin' a log

This pertains to someone with a penis. You can haul a log down the street, haul a log in class (if you happen to get an NRB). Mainly, anytime you are rocking a boner. Log meaning wood, haulin' meaning carrying. Thus, haulin' a log. Carrying a boner. This applies to transvestites, as some may have a penis now.

I can't stand up right now. I'm haulin' a log.

or
I bumped into Carol as I was haulin' a log. She seemed to enjoy it.
or
Rick was haulin' a log this morning when he walked downstairs to get breakfast, which shocked mom. and ruined everyone's morning.

by vineyardgecko September 4, 2015

Taking a Log

Shiting out a massive piece of feces about the size of someone’s forearm

Taking a log means pooping out one of the biggest pieces of shit you’ve taken

by Evanafex May 21, 2021

Cleveland fire log

Close to the cleveland steamer the cleveland fire log is the act of eating spicy food while shitting and pissing at the same time, this act is commen in cleveland and it is law to so this atleast once in cleveland.

"First time with the cleveland fire log?"

"Yeah, the constant burning near my asshole feels horrid."

by Yesman64 January 21, 2020

Log Skirt

A lot skirt is a pencil skirt worn by a fat person.

“Omg, did you see Becky in that pencil skirt today?” -person

“It looked more like a log skirt” -person 2

by thot-o-meter December 10, 2018