Acronym for Lame Ass Bitch

A bro that makes an excuse to not spend quality brotime with you and your broskis.
Teddy Broosevelt: "We should totally have a kick-ass brobrunch later bros!"
Chad: "Sorry I can't, I'm really tired you bros."
Teddy Broosevelt: "God dammit Chad, you are such a fucking LAB!"
by beerpongchamp69 March 11, 2016
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I checked out Urban Dictionary the other day and all they had on there was some LABS. It appeared that the juveniles have taken over.
by The original dirty one March 8, 2020
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Thinking, the lab is my mind. Planning, working on the formula.im cooking my future. "Always Smoke in the Lab"
Please don't disturb me I'm in my lab thinking
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Lab some random guy from Albania that lost to England 5-0. Also has a very nice looking father.
-who's that?
-it's lab
-the one with the hot dad?
by juici<3 November 21, 2021
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Local Ass Bitch, a person who is from a certain place and is sort of popular in that place, but only because they don't go anywhere else and are around so much people just know them for being around so much.
Do you know Mike?
Yeah I know Mike, he's always on the block.
Yeah he's kind of a LAB.
by Swamp juice June 14, 2014
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My head hurts lab!”
“lab?”
Like a bitCh
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Patented by the meth army to protect children under the mother son protection act in every home in Northern Ontario with uranium in center with 23,000 ft lbs and uranium or trinitite rods.
We got a 20mm boys acme labs explosive device 522 on Guelph terrorist justin trudeau
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