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Similar to the Midas touch, but instead of everything they touch turning to gold, it turns to shit.
Did you see how bad Grant stuffed his latest project up? It was even worse that his previous catastrophe.

Yeah, he really has the brown touch.
by nothappyjan25 January 19, 2012
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when everything you touch turns to shit
Mike's wrecked his third car in a year and lost his job and his girl. He's got the brown touch.
by jennrrgh September 23, 2014
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