The replacing of the last segment of a word with the letter z or -iz, -az, -ez or some similar form. Add whatever form fits the word or sounds the best. Best used typically in context, so as to avoid confusion when "Triz" or "Traz" could mean multiple things; tree, trash, trench, treat, Trish, triad or triarch.
Guy:"Dude, take out the triz..."
Gal:"What?"
Guy:"The Z rule...*sigh* take out the trash..."
"Exclusive message from the truz."
(Exclusive message from the trunk.)
Gal:"What?"
Guy:"The Z rule...*sigh* take out the trash..."
"Exclusive message from the truz."
(Exclusive message from the trunk.)
by Shadow62a June 7, 2007
A rule for raffle prizes, that if an individual already owns an item for raffle, that individual cannot win it. This is usually confirmed by showing proof of non-ownership upon winning the raffle prize.
Pocky broke the Joe Z Rule. He won the raffle for mooncakes, but already had aftermarket wheels on his car.
by Philip MSPT September 23, 2008
No matter the circumstance, if a person asks why you own/bought a gun but rejects the answer you give them, the backup answer will always be "Zombie Invasion". This may also be the original answer.
If they reject this answer you are allowed to slap them once, open handed, accross the left side of their face.
If they remain unconvinced then run, you are in the presence of a Zombie and the invasion has started.
Seek shelter and conserve your ammo.
Rule Z-2: Always remember to double-tap.
If they reject this answer you are allowed to slap them once, open handed, accross the left side of their face.
If they remain unconvinced then run, you are in the presence of a Zombie and the invasion has started.
Seek shelter and conserve your ammo.
Rule Z-2: Always remember to double-tap.
John: Hey, check out this sweet new 12-gauge I just got!
Jane: Why'd you get a gun?
John: D'know, target shooting...maybe some hunting.
Jane: That's dumb.
John: Ok, it's for the Zombie Invasion.
Jane: Zombies aren't real.
John: <Rule Z> Yes they are!
Jane: <moan> BRAINS!
John: Oh God.<grabs gun and runs>
Jane: Why'd you get a gun?
John: D'know, target shooting...maybe some hunting.
Jane: That's dumb.
John: Ok, it's for the Zombie Invasion.
Jane: Zombies aren't real.
John: <Rule Z> Yes they are!
Jane: <moan> BRAINS!
John: Oh God.<grabs gun and runs>
by RenegadeOne December 29, 2011
Marketing rule: If it can't be sold as is, someone will remove the name and put the word Zombie on it. It will then sell with great success.
We could not sell Dried Seaweed so we removed the label and put Dried Zombie Skin on it. It's never sold better thanks to Rule Z.
by Rmistiff December 7, 2011