|1.||The White Dot|
An anti-television organization that constantly spouts bullshit about television being evil and that child obesity can be blamed on television and the people are wasting their lives in front of the so-called "idiot box." They talk about banning television for young children completely and they even have an "Anti-TV Survival Guide."
"Hey, Billy, do you want to come over and watch some TV with me?"
"Haven't you heard, Tommy? I joined The White Dot! TV is Evil!"
"Oh yeah! Let's go join Scientology and abort some babies!"