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Engineer: "You're ugly."
Sniper: "EUGH!"
(Engi starts dancing and clapping his hands between his legs)
Sniper: "heh!"
(Grabs engi and throws him into the abyss)
Engi: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Mount Scout: "mhm"
Mount Soldier: "ooh!"
(Everything explodes)
Sniper: "EUGH!"
(Engi starts dancing and clapping his hands between his legs)
Sniper: "heh!"
(Grabs engi and throws him into the abyss)
Engi: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Mount Scout: "mhm"
Mount Soldier: "ooh!"
(Everything explodes)
by Suckmytoes_77 August 31, 2022
Ugly can be defined as a person, place, animal, or thing that is found unappealing or unattractive by some or sometimes the majority of the human population.
Scientific studies have found that some things that are universally seen as unattractive features in people are:
-Asymmetry in the face. Which usually hints at underlying genetic problems. Applys to men and women
-Obese men and women and overweight men and women. (In some cultures being overweight is viewed as attractive because it suggests that you come from a wealthy, healthy family. But obesity is almost invariably viewed as unappealing.)
-Also, people with unnnaturally LOW as well as high amounts of body fat are usually considered less attractive than average weight people. Applys to men and women.
-Visible physical deformity and disease are always considered unattractive. Applys to men and women.
-Bad posture is a less serious problem but it isn't attractive in both sexes.
-Women with abnormally high levels of the male sex hormones such as androgens will have facial hair or acne, which is considered unattractive.
-In women of Western culture, short, flat, or lifeless hair is unattractive, whereas the ability to grow long, healthy hair is considered a sign of good health. The same goes for your nails! So no nail biting!
-Men of shorter stature may frequently be viewed as less attractive.
-Red hair is sometimes, but not always a sign of undederlying genetic or health problems. In cases of malnutrition, dark hair may turn blonde or red. Also, Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, Type V, is a genetic disease associated with hyperextensible (loose) skin, mild scarring, mild tissue fragility, and hemorrhaging and is only seen among red-headed people. Red haired people often have pale, sensitive skin which is more susceptible to skin cancers. Although, to be fair I'll add that scientists have suggested that the vividness and rarity of red hair may lead to it becoming desirable in a partner and therefore it could become more common through sexual selection.
Soooooo. After reading all of this, it's clear that "Having a flat chest and big nose." or "Having pale skin and a flat butt." As other people have written here, does not make you ugly. Your body actually has natural instincts that tell you to stay away from certain physical traits. Big noses, pale skin and flat chests are not included in these instincts. People just believe this because immature little teenage boys and girls like to tease when actually they have to clue what they're talking about.
Scientific studies have found that some things that are universally seen as unattractive features in people are:
-Asymmetry in the face. Which usually hints at underlying genetic problems. Applys to men and women
-Obese men and women and overweight men and women. (In some cultures being overweight is viewed as attractive because it suggests that you come from a wealthy, healthy family. But obesity is almost invariably viewed as unappealing.)
-Also, people with unnnaturally LOW as well as high amounts of body fat are usually considered less attractive than average weight people. Applys to men and women.
-Visible physical deformity and disease are always considered unattractive. Applys to men and women.
-Bad posture is a less serious problem but it isn't attractive in both sexes.
-Women with abnormally high levels of the male sex hormones such as androgens will have facial hair or acne, which is considered unattractive.
-In women of Western culture, short, flat, or lifeless hair is unattractive, whereas the ability to grow long, healthy hair is considered a sign of good health. The same goes for your nails! So no nail biting!
-Men of shorter stature may frequently be viewed as less attractive.
-Red hair is sometimes, but not always a sign of undederlying genetic or health problems. In cases of malnutrition, dark hair may turn blonde or red. Also, Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, Type V, is a genetic disease associated with hyperextensible (loose) skin, mild scarring, mild tissue fragility, and hemorrhaging and is only seen among red-headed people. Red haired people often have pale, sensitive skin which is more susceptible to skin cancers. Although, to be fair I'll add that scientists have suggested that the vividness and rarity of red hair may lead to it becoming desirable in a partner and therefore it could become more common through sexual selection.
Soooooo. After reading all of this, it's clear that "Having a flat chest and big nose." or "Having pale skin and a flat butt." As other people have written here, does not make you ugly. Your body actually has natural instincts that tell you to stay away from certain physical traits. Big noses, pale skin and flat chests are not included in these instincts. People just believe this because immature little teenage boys and girls like to tease when actually they have to clue what they're talking about.
Immature Pubescent Boy "Man Ashlee Simpson's So Ugly Man, Her Nose Is So Big!"
Person With Common Sense "And Your Pubescent Acne And Little Man Boobies Are Sooooo Appealing."
Person With Common Sense "And Your Pubescent Acne And Little Man Boobies Are Sooooo Appealing."
by AshleaLena January 30, 2007
To be of a generally loathsome outer appearance, in which people are repulsed by how the miracle of life and genetics have managed to produce such a repugnant, godawful mistake.
When ailed with this unfortunate condition, one may be accused of having no alibi.
Possibly caused by being hit by an "ugly stick." Particularly gruesome cases are the result of falling down an "ugly tree, and hitting every branch along the way down."
When ailed with this unfortunate condition, one may be accused of having no alibi.
Possibly caused by being hit by an "ugly stick." Particularly gruesome cases are the result of falling down an "ugly tree, and hitting every branch along the way down."
"Tim is fucking ugly."
"Be nice, it's his birthday."
"His birthday? How is it that no one's put him down yet?"
"Be nice, it's his birthday."
"His birthday? How is it that no one's put him down yet?"
by JaneRas January 15, 2010
Any appearance that others can actually remember and pick out of a crowd. This is contrary to the social consensus that "beauty" means "looking exactly the same as every other Barbie and Ken in Holllywood."
Some causes of ugliness include:
* Refusing cosmetic surgery for various "imperfections"
* Having a medical condition or disability beyond one's control
* The natural process of aging
* Not bothering with extravagant make-up every day (if female)
* Being under six feet tall (if male)
* Having a job that affects the body (scars on a soldier, chipped un-painted finger nails on a woman who actually has to use her hands throughout the day, etc.)
* Having enough self esteem to look in the mirror and go "eh, good enough."
Some causes of ugliness include:
* Refusing cosmetic surgery for various "imperfections"
* Having a medical condition or disability beyond one's control
* The natural process of aging
* Not bothering with extravagant make-up every day (if female)
* Being under six feet tall (if male)
* Having a job that affects the body (scars on a soldier, chipped un-painted finger nails on a woman who actually has to use her hands throughout the day, etc.)
* Having enough self esteem to look in the mirror and go "eh, good enough."
"Man, I have SUCH a crush on that actor, his eyes are so enchanting, and his teeth are just adorable. I was so sad when he wound up in the wood chipper at the end!"
"Eh, he's not my type. I'm more into the dark and foreboding weirdos, like Alan Rickman."
"Ugh, you two are so weird. I never saw the appeal of ugly guys."
"Well Amy, that's because you're boring."
"Eh, he's not my type. I'm more into the dark and foreboding weirdos, like Alan Rickman."
"Ugh, you two are so weird. I never saw the appeal of ugly guys."
"Well Amy, that's because you're boring."
by TheLengendaryBlackBeastOfAaagh August 30, 2017
by ICE_76 January 3, 2021
she is so ugly her mama had to tie a pork chop around her neck when she was little, so the dog would play with her.
she's so ugly she's got a face like a bulldog licking the piss off a nettle.
she's so ugly she's got a face like a bulldog licking the piss off a nettle.
by dusty January 14, 2004