A Tucker Telephone is a torture device invented in Tucker State Prison in Arkansas, using the magneto from an old hand-crank telephone. The ground wire was attached to the big toe, the hot wire to the genitals, and crank away. A "long distance call" was an extended series of shocks. The scene depicted in the movie "Brubaker" was a good portrayal of the real practice. "Brubaker" was a realistic portrayal of life in Cummins and Tucker Prison Farms in Arkansas until the prison reforms of Gov. Winthrop Rockefeller. A variation of the Tucker Telephone was used an an interrogation tool in Viet Nam and Abu Graib using stripped-down field telephones. It is still commonly used all over the world.
"Hey, Merle! Prisoner 1531142 jest threw poop on a guard. Let's let him Phone Home on the Tucker Telephone!"
by davidebert March 23, 2008
one who talks mad shit while hiding behind the safety of a telephone connection, but when confronted in person, backs down like a little bitch.
by Luke O November 10, 2006
Yelling out one's back porch or window to a friend or loved one who is not necessarily a neighbor. The recipient of the message usually responds yelling back from a distance.
Donny: Walks onto back porch "Hey Maria, come you over here!"
Maria: Opens window from apartment three blocks away "No Donny, you come over here!"
Bothered Neighbor: "I can hear your damn Italian Telephone from my basement!"
Maria: Opens window from apartment three blocks away "No Donny, you come over here!"
Bothered Neighbor: "I can hear your damn Italian Telephone from my basement!"
by Telaride January 4, 2013
Jack:I used the cellular telephone to determine the time. It was 10:30 P.M
Jill: Its 4:30 P.M u moron
Nigahiga: he was off by about 6 hours.
Jill: Its 4:30 P.M u moron
Nigahiga: he was off by about 6 hours.
by lunchboxes4life May 25, 2011
12pm and my dusty telephone rings.
by Innabus June 24, 2010
Serafino: (walks onto back porch) "Ey Maria! Come ova here and clean the blood stains outta the trunk of my Lexus!"
Maria: (from a distance): "Watchu want me to do it for, eh? Clean it out ya self!
Serafino: (seconds later): "Ey fuck you, yaz dumb bitch! Now come ova here and do it...and make me a veal parmigiana!"
Neighbor: "Damn those guidos and their guido telephone!"
Maria: (from a distance): "Watchu want me to do it for, eh? Clean it out ya self!
Serafino: (seconds later): "Ey fuck you, yaz dumb bitch! Now come ova here and do it...and make me a veal parmigiana!"
Neighbor: "Damn those guidos and their guido telephone!"
by thefauxmccoy November 25, 2009
by Thiccnigger769 March 28, 2020