Tele-Cock

When you insert your penis into the earphone jack of your phone and drink your bodily fluids as it bleeds.

Oh no, I heard Jimmy did a Tele-Cock!

by BallWasher August 15, 2021

Tele-puddied

When a cat silently and miraculously appears someplace that it was just a mere 1/30th of a second ago.

Where’s the cat? It just tele-puddied from the living room to the kitchen counter.

by Annieeggplant February 14, 2021

tele-whore

Someone who is always talking on the phone, and flirting most of the time.

John: Hey Bob, wow, is Brittney still talking on the phone?

Bob: Yeah, she been talking to the same guy for hours now.

John: Wow, what a tele-whore.

by Caleb W. March 11, 2008