Its when Elmo gets really drunk and goes on tv. Usually cursing and screaming, then passing out on the children. After that, he has a massive hangover and poop's on the puppeteers hand. He also, when drunk, repeatedly call's Cookie Monster fat and diabetic, which then breaks out a fight.
by MaxTheMememaster330 October 2, 2018
person calls someone on the fone
guy 1: hello
guy 2: hey watcha doin?
guy 1: ur mom i just tele-pwned u
guy 1: hello
guy 2: hey watcha doin?
guy 1: ur mom i just tele-pwned u
by qwerty12345678900987654321awby June 14, 2010
When something has enough curviness and or human female characteristics, it tricks the male brain into being willing to have sex with it.
Friend 1: “Hey man look at the curves on that rock, that’s child bearing hips of I’ve ever seen any”
Friend 2: “I know right? It’s a classic case of Tele’s theory”
Friend 2: “I know right? It’s a classic case of Tele’s theory”
by RatKing130 August 8, 2023
A boyfriend or girlfriend who constantly receives calls from their significant other when they are out having fun with their friends. An invisible and annoying party goer who digitally tags along to the chagrin of others.
The bachelor party was great except John as usual brought his tele-boo along who kept asking a million questions on what the rest of us were doing.
by The Ultimate Object of Desire October 24, 2011
The act of being physically located at your computer in your office, cubicle or other workplace, but wasting time on your office computer on personal matters as if you were at home. It is the opposite of tele-commuting or tele-working.
Mary was so proud of herself about how she got so much done at the office today, updating her facebook page and all. It was another productive day of tele-loafing.
by Scroh April 25, 2009
An interface, usually seen in science fiction, for humans to remotely pilot a warrior robot in action.
by grawlee May 24, 2013