Split

to be torn between two things - you’re either loving it or you hating it.

i’m so fucking split on *insert fuck boy name* he isn’t texting me back fast enough

by hoodraff April 15, 2020

"Aye go find Johnny. The neighbors called the cops so we gotta split"

by Heptone December 10, 2015

To Punch someone in the face, intending punch them so hard they get a cut and bleed. (their skin splits)

if you don't get the fuck out my face, your gonna get fucking Split.

by raycharlesx May 5, 2012

split

The overall length of a birds gash from front to back!

jesus your split right round to your back, and it stinks. or you gotta split ass slag.

by A.B. eavers November 5, 2003

(On the ski slope)

Ragnar: Woa, I hate skis!

Nathan: Now why would you say that?

Ragnar: I just did the split second splits!

by erzebet333 July 25, 2010

He is all split.

by dakota bongwater February 8, 2004

Your shirt's so split!

by Zel January 21, 2005